Christmas is a time for fun and laughs. Today you can read and print out some Silly Santa Riddles

Santa Clipart with speech bubble
Silly Santa Riddles

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
A. Santa snores!

Q. Where does Santa put his false teeth?
A. On Santa Jaws.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!

Q.What is Santa’s cat called?
A. Santa Paws

Q. What rules must elves follow?
A. Santa Laws

Q. Where do elves learn?
A. On a Santa Course

Q. What are Santa’s mistakes called?
A. Santa Flaws

Q. What does Santa ride when it is not Christmas?
A.  Santa horse

Q. What does Santa’s cleaner scrub?
A. Santa floors

Q. Where does Santa put Christmas wreaths?
A. On Santa doors

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